Miracle Drug Test #1

Area-XYZ Research Division

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(Miracle Drug Test #1) ; (11/13/2022)

Conducted by Dr. Bishop

Authorized by Dr. Bishop

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Equipment/Material(s) Used: 1 tablet each of chloroquine, Klonopin, and hydrocodone

Personnel Involved: Dr. Bishop, D-2097

SCP(s) or UA(s) Involved: SCP-999

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Purpose of Test Create a miracle drug using prior drugs and SCP-999

Hypothesis Due to our limited amount of drugs, they will not grant much benefit other than what they already do

Test Procedures extract 30 ml from 999, and apply 10ml to one tablet each of chloroquine, Klonopin, and hydrocodone, have the D-Class ingest all 3 and check blood after each tablet

Observations All 3 tablets only induced laughter and an unpleasant feeling inside the D-Class' stomach. Their blood did not show any achievement other than the alleviation of their prior e-coli.

Analysis The 999 drugs are able to clear an ailment from a person using a much less than average amount

Conclusion 999 drugs can be beneficial but invoke an unpleasent feeling

Additional Notes Further testing would be helpful

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Signed, Dr. Bishop

// RP Mod: Saint Mastema