SCP-999/SCP-208 Humor Cross Test

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Area-XYZ Research Division
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SCP-999/SCP-208 Humor Cross Test
Conducted by 
Dr. McAllister (Level 2 Researcher)
Authorized by 
Dr. McAllister (Level 2 Researcher)
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Equipment/Material(s) Used:
2x M&Ms
2x SkittlesPersonnel Involved:Security: 
Medical Lieutenant Berlin
Senior Security Officer Bismarck
Research:
Dr. McAllister
SCP(s) or UA(s) Involved: 
 SCP-999, SCP-208
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Purpose of Test: 

To determine what kind of humor SCP-999 likes best 

Hypothesis:

I believe SCP-999 will prefer light hearted jokes over dark humor. 

Test Procedures:

1. Have SCP-208 tell various types of jokes to SCP-999

2. Observe SCP-999's reactions to jokes

3. Reward SCP-999 with Candy

4. Log Results

 Observations:

SCP-999 seemed to really enjoy listening to Dad Jokes or Light hearted jokes in general, It also seems to hate dark humor entirely.  Analysis Word on the street joke (999 slightly amused)
Actors joke (999 slightly more amused)
Math Joke (999 was legitimately amused)
Word invention joke (999 seems confused)
Karma joke (999 very amused)
Dad jokes (999 very amused)
Dark/offensive Humor Jokes (999 Really hates those jokes, to the point it was sad and scared) Conclusion 999 Appears very interested in specifically math and dad jokes, if we can think of additional genres of jokes I highly recommend asking 999 them. 

Additional Notes We had to comfort 999 afterwards, after it received candy it was back to normal.

Transcript:
I enter 999’s cell area with SCP-208, Lieutenant Berlin and SSO Bismarck
SCP-208: Hello 999!
SCP-999: Brr!
Dr. McAllister: Ok 999, we have candy for you!
SCP-999 would perk up at the word “Candy”
Dr. McAllister: You just gotta listen to some jokes ok?
SCP-999 shows understanding, and we move on. 
Dr. McAllister: Ok. Bes tell some jokes please.
SCP-208: Okay!
SCP-208: Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.
SCP-208: So I asked him: “What’s the word on the street?”
SCP-208 chuckles slightly as SCP-999 makes a slight purring sound
SCP-208: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
SCP-208: because every play has a cast! 
SCP-208 let’s out another small chuckle, SCP-999 makes a “Rrr…” sound in response
SCP-208: did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
SCP-208: He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
SCP-999 would be legitimately amused
SCP-208: I invented a new word! SCP-208: I call it: Plagiarism!
SCP-999 would look confused
SCP-208: Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
SCP-208: There’s no menu: You get what’s coming to ya!
SCP-208 would chuckle slightly while 999 found this very amusing
SCP-208: uhhhh, I got one more up my sleeve, Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
SCP-208: Because they make up Everything!
Both SCPS would laugh, 999 even vibrating slightly, SCP-208 goes over to pat 999
Dr. McAllister: Hmm. Interesting. Thank you Bes.
SCP-208: No Problem! Dr. McAllister: Give 999 some candy please.
Lieutenant Berlin takes out a pack of M&Ms and Skittles and pours the contents on the floor, 999 Absorbs the candy.
SCP-208: Okay, I go now! My people need me! Says Superman. Goodbye!
Dr. McAllister: Goodbye Bes.
SCP-208 leaves the room
Dr. McAllister: Hmm. I don’t suppose either of you know any dark humor jokes? It’s the one type we didn’t try.
SSO Bismarck: Here’s one, I was never close to my father, which was good, he died to a landmine.​​​​​​​
SCP-999 Visibly recoils, then leaves the roomWe find security and comfort it, then we feed it more candy. 

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Signed, 
Dr. McAllister, Level 2 Researcher
// RP Mod: Ashaboi